It was a dark and stormy knight...

theonion: Fuck Everything, Nation Reports: Full Story

Fri, 14 Dec 2012 20:19:09 -0500

Fuck Everything, Nation Reports: Full Story

Jazz Concert from Tuesday

Fri, 14 Dec 2012 18:20:26 -0500

It went ok besides the fact that our guest artist was creepy and old and took a strange solo. But anyways…

1. “Struttin With Some Barbecue” by Louis Armstrong
A pretty good tune, it sounds a lot like Dixieland and would be fun to dance to. The entire band played Louis’ original solos, which was neat but hard.

2. “Whodunnit?” by Gordon Goodwin
A more modern tune. Still pretty jazzy and fun.

3. “April in Paris” arranged by Bob Mintzer
This tune will always be one of my favorites.

4. “Duly Noted” by Jeff Jarvis
A really fun tune! Gets pretty repetitive, but I think it’s neat. And in the middle every section has a soli which is cool.

theonion: ‘The Hobbit’ To Feature 53-Minute-Long Scene Of Bilbo...

Thu, 13 Dec 2012 20:41:28 -0500

theonion:

‘The Hobbit’ To Feature 53-Minute-Long Scene Of Bilbo Baggins Trying To Figure Out What To Pack: Full Story

The Hobbit

Thu, 13 Dec 2012 10:01:37 -0500

The Hobbit

Just finished last Nutcracker performance… I’m glad I don’t have to put more gunk...

Sun, 09 Dec 2012 16:54:55 -0500

Just finished last Nutcracker performance… I’m glad I don’t have to put more gunk all over my face (I’m going to look like a pizza tomorrow) but I will miss this so much next year. :(

shaddicted: tumblebuggie: [silhouettes in relief] animated...

Fri, 07 Dec 2012 12:37:09 -0500

shaddicted:

tumblebuggie:

[silhouettes in relief]

animated smoke at work today, felt like doing more =_=

Ahhhhh that is just brilliant! I love everything about it.

"To be or not to be-that is the question: Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and..."

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 15:26:21 -0500

“To be or not to be-that is the question:
Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against the sea of troubles
And, by opposing, end them. To die, to sleep-
…to sleep, perchance to dream. Ay, there’s the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come.
…there’s the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.
…thus conscience does make cowards of us all…”

- Hamlet, Hamlet by William Shakespeare

"What a piece of work is man, how noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, in form and moving how..."

Sun, 02 Dec 2012 11:54:02 -0500

“What a piece of work is man, how noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and admirable; in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god: the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals-and yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me…”

- Hamlet, Hamlet by William Shakespeare

"Doubt thou the stars are fire, Doubt that the sun doth move, Doubt truth to be a liar, But never..."

Sun, 02 Dec 2012 11:39:40 -0500

“Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love.”

- Hamlet, Hamlet by William Shakespeare

Books are good.

Sat, 01 Dec 2012 08:12:00 -0500

Books are good.

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Sat, 01 Dec 2012 08:12:00 -0500

So we started reading Hamlet in English and it sounds kind of like And they live in Denmark so they...

Fri, 30 Nov 2012 16:48:54 -0500

So we started reading Hamlet in English and it sounds kind of like

And they live in Denmark so they talk about Danish people a lot and all I can think of is

So now all I can think of during English is breakfast.

theonion: Fuck It, Man On Death Row Just Going To Read Entire...

Thu, 29 Nov 2012 20:09:12 -0500

theonion:

Fuck It, Man On Death Row Just Going To Read Entire Harry Potter Series: Full Story

haydenrodgers: Random AVPS Moments —— “My name is Draco...

Wed, 28 Nov 2012 13:57:31 -0500

haydenrodgers:

Random AVPS Moments —— “My name is Draco Malfoy…”

blackrose108: ontheoppositesideofthesea: CAN THIS HAPPEN?...

Wed, 28 Nov 2012 13:56:39 -0500

blackrose108:

ontheoppositesideofthesea:

CAN THIS HAPPEN? PLEASE?

Why is this not happening RIGHT NOW?????

"And above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not..."

Tue, 27 Nov 2012 21:33:57 -0500

“And above all: to thine own self be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not be false to any man.”

- Polonius, Hamlet by William Shakespeare

GREAT THORS PANTS!! Am I the only one that just realized that Mark Hamil is Alvin the Treacherous?...

Sun, 25 Nov 2012 10:06:21 -0500

GREAT THORS PANTS!!

Am I the only one that just realized that Mark Hamil is Alvin the Treacherous? So therefore
LUKE SKYWALKER IS ALVIN THE TREACHEROUS????

So this

Is this

What my childhood I can’t even…

Normal people after Thanksgiving: Not turkey again! I'm so sick of it!

Sat, 24 Nov 2012 13:36:50 -0500

Normal people after Thanksgiving: Not turkey again! I'm so sick of it!
Me after Thanksgiving: Who the hell ate the rest of the turkey? And where is the gravy? How can I be expected to eat this stuffing if there's no gravy? I cannot work under these conditions!

A summary of Paradise Lost by John Milton

Wed, 21 Nov 2012 13:13:53 -0500

In hell
Satan: I'm Satan!
Demons: So what are we going to do today?
Satan: I think I'll go start some shit on earth.
Demon: Can I come?
Satan: No.
In heaven
God: I'm god!
Angels: Praise God!
God: oh no there goes Satan! It's all over! Mans going to fall! There's nothing we can do!
Angel: There has to be something...
God: Well maybe we can save them after... Any volunteers?
Jesus: Oo Oo me me pick me!
God: Ok Jesus you can do that then.
Angel: Oh he's so caring and loving! I'm going to play my harp about him.
On earth
Adam: Well this is fun.
Eve: I like gardening.
*they go to bed*
Satan: hey Eve! You know that tree?
Eve: sure.
Satan: well I need you to eat the fruit from the tree.
Eve: Ok.
The next morning
Eve: Adam! I had a nightmare!
Adam: That's nice. Hey look an angel!
Angel: sup guys. STORYTIME
both: yayy
Angel: it's a really long and boring story
Eve: I'm leaving then.
Angel: So Satan rebelled against god, and now hes in he'll. And then god was all like what do I do with this extra space? so he created man.
Adam: that's me
Angel: yes that's you. So now Satan is now running around Eden eating all the blueberries.
Adam: NOT THE BLUEBERRIES
Angel: so watch out for him.
Adam: Well this was fun. You want some food?
Angel: ok
Adam: EVE WE WANT FOOD
Eve: Just because I have long hair that does not make me subservient!
Milton: YES IT DOES
the next day
Eve: Hey Adam can we garden separately today?
Adam: ok sounds fun
Satan: Hey Eve! I'm a snake!
Eve: Hey snakes can't talk!
Satan: I ate this fruit and now I can talk! You should have some too!
Eve: But I can already talk.
Satan: But think of what else you can do!
Eve: COULD I MAKE NACHOS WITH MY MIND??
Satan: Not just nachos, but tacos and burritos!
Eve: In the name of Mexican food, I will eat the fruit! *eats* hey I feel guilty.
Satan: peace suckers! *leaves*
Eve: Adam eat the fruit!
Adam: ok *eats* hey you're naked.
Eve: you too
Adam: cool
In heaven
Angels: AHHHHHHH MAN FELL
God: WILL EVERYONE STOP PANICING THERE WAS NOTHING WE COULD DO
Angel: Wasn't Jesus supposed to save them?
God: Yeah he can do that in a thousand years, or whenever he gets around to it. In the meantime, you have to kick man out of Eden.
Angel: Why me?
God: Because I said so.
Angel: fine
On earth
Adam: Well that was fun.
Angel: are you two done now? IT'S STORYTIME
Adam and Eve: yayy
Angel: So you have to leave Eden now, but Jesus will save you when he feels like it.
Eve: That's not a happy story.
Angel: ehh whatcha gonna do THIS WAY OUT OF PARADISE

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Wed, 21 Nov 2012 12:16:43 -0500